We’ve got another batch lined up that didn’t fit into specific stories:
On his birthday and turning five:
“I could just sit here and look at my presents all day…”
“I’ve waited all my life to be five.”
Sportsmanship upon winning Cars Monopoly:
“I”m the king! I’m the king!” [accompanied by dance moves]
Song lyrics commentary:
“I’m sending all my loving to Caroline and Ruby.”
On career plans:
“I was just joking about being a fire fighter. When I grow up, my job is going to be to help you and Daddy. Like with new sheets, when you need help putting them on. Cause if I don’t do it, who will?”
On the mystery of ontogeny:
“How did my body know to make two eyes and put them where the eyes go?”
And finally, a clever justification for ice cream:
“I need some ice cream. My tongue is getting kind of warm.”
“I need some ice cream. My tongue is getting kind of warm.”
I am writing this one down, in order to remember for crucial moments in my future!