I’ll tell you how uncool. Right now mommy is so uncool that Simon said the following to me over breakfast:
Mommy, I need some Daddy and Agotich time.
Yup, there is currently no scenario that could not be improved by my absence. Even one that involves a not-quite two-year-old who used to cry and still occasionally grabs and/or throws his toys. I sincerely hope I get cool again before he’s 30 or so.
Remember what Mark Twain said about his father changing immensely.