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More Zingers

Life with the nearly five-year-old is providing an increasing number of interesting questions and lines that make me laugh out loud. Below is a sampler of recent gems that don’t fit into stand-alone stories:

Upon seeing a police officer speeding for no visible reason:

“Who pulls over the policeman?”

Upon my request that he use hand sanitizer before eating when we had been somewhere pretty dirty:

“Do antibodies eat germs?”

Cutting to the chase:

Simon: “Can we play baseball after dinner?”

Me: “Honey, you’re going out with Daddy and Uncle Dan for dinner, then when you come home it’s bath night.”

Simon: “The suggestion is no.”

And finally, a matter-of-fact statement to Matt. Perhaps, just perhaps, we (and when I say “we” I mean “Matt”) should not have allowed him to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy:

“I have a good side and a bad side… like Gollum.”


One Response to “More Zingers”

  1. blg says:

    Ahh, but even his bad side is endearing.

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